I thought MILF stood for something else; that changes the meaning of that headline.

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Thank you, my vpn is always running whether I’m on their wifi or mine.

When I’m in a store and the employee tells me, “Just install our app!”, I ask for their wifi password. I’m not going to pay for my data to help them do their job.

Still looking for a feature phone that has everything I need and no rubbish I don’t.

lol thanks, I have the CD

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane 
While people behind me are going insane

I’m an asshole !

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat 
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”

I’m an asshole !

I’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?”
I text back “I’m here. Where are you?”
She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”

Looks about usual for Australia

How often has that successfully broken cryptography for you?

“Casual acquaintance”, sure.

I suspect that you and I have different lives: in the type and number of people we meet, and in the number of locations we meet them.

Some of my responses to that:

• “wow, how long has it been?”
• ”I always remember the pretty ones, how could I forget you?”
• ”i think about you from time to time, but I never thought I’d get to see you again!”

I thought I had read that ordinary laser pointers were enough to damage cameras, which is why I cautioned not to use them.

Be careful not to aim a laser pointer into the lens, because it will be magnified and damage the digital camera inside.

If a bang happens in the universe and no-one is there to hear it, does it really make a sound?

In Australia, it’s illegal to use a phone while driving. (Although police aren’t hesitant to hand out fines and penalties, people do still use their phones while driving). There is also a cultural recognition and discouragement towards phone use while driving which is slowly changing accepted behaviour, similar to the slow change away from tolerating and encouraging drunk driving over the past few decades.

But can it run Doom?

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