How terrifying would that be though. A housecat bigger than you. These adorable fuckers torture their pray for fun. There’s absolutely fuckall you can do if a 6 foot cat attacks you, assuming they have the same hunting abilities of their regular counterparts. Their reflexes are faster than snakes. They can rehydrate from drinking blood. Get anywhere within armsreach of them, and they’ll shred you faster than Dorothy from HR can shred a stack of employee complaints.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•I thought bike lanes were ‘DEI.’ Then an SUV killed my fatherEnglish
6·3 days agoI held someone up for about 10 seconds the other day while getting out of a parking spot. I couldn’t see him for all the other cars until I was about 1m out of the spot. I was reversing carefully so people could react to me coming out, and so I could spot someone if they didn’t. This dude comes speeding up, honking his horn, waving his arms around giving me the finger as if I’d just tried to kill him. His honking surprised me, so I block the brakes in case I’m about to cause an accident. If this dumb fucking cunt, who I wasn’t even close to hitting, and who had plenty time and opportunity to see me hadn’t honked, and instead just slowed slightly down, I would’ve been out of his way in half the time.
People in my area have become a lot less patient in trafic, and have become a lot more agressive about any slight inconvenience.
I’ve always tried to make plenty of room for other drivers, letting them get out of their parking spot with plenty of space, since they can’t see me nearly as well as I can see them, but seems I’m the only one trying to make driving easier for other people.
MBech@feddit.dkto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump wants the midterms to be all about him. Republicans are going along.
262·6 days agoThat’s how we got here in the first place. By thinking Trump would be the biggest selfown by the republicans, and not fighting him from the very beginning, he was allowed to get a stage to spout his bullshit.
MBech@feddit.dkto
politics @lemmy.world•Americans have grown more skeptical that a woman will be president in their lifetime
2·7 days agoI think what people have an issue with, is that swinging in the complete opposite direction isn’t the answer. We should strive for equality for all, not for another bullshit genderwar. We need to lift the opportunities of every single person, not limit them as a dumb form of payback.
MBech@feddit.dkto
politics @lemmy.world•Every Democrat Who Voted to Defund Schools That Boycott Israel
41·7 days agoYou’re gonna have to get rid of everyone in charge in order for that to happen though…
Are old people not safe for work now?
MBech@feddit.dkto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Constitution Doesn’t Cover Right to Clean Water, Court RulesEnglish
41·8 days agoWell, USA has always treated those as something to break, rather than follow.
MBech@feddit.dkto
News@lemmy.world•Charlie Kirk murder suspect pleads not guilty to murder charge
4·9 days agoMy understanding is that the exit will often be big because of the bullet hitting bone and shit, making it flatter and thus destroy a lot more on the way out. The neck is soft and there isn’t much of it. If the bullet didn’t hit his spine, the bullet would be intact, and the exit hole would be pretty tiny.
MBech@feddit.dkto
Canada@lemmy.ca•U.S. Admiral Refuses To Say If He’d Obey Order To Invade Canada
61·10 days agoUSA has shown time and time again that they can do absolutely nothing against a barely structured insurgency. If the canadian military has been paying the slightest bit of attention for the past 70 years, they know not to defend against USA by conventional methods.
I propose naming USA “Shitholeistan”. Since Trump is so fond of shithole countries.
MBech@feddit.dkto
News@lemmy.world•Sony lawyers argue that nobody is stupid enough to believe they actually own digital games, because then only one person could buy GTA 6
9·10 days agoIf I can’t own the game, then you’re not getting my money. Piracy is the only way to actually own it.
MBech@feddit.dkto
Technology@lemmy.world•Side of slop? Bizarre AI food images jump from online to IRL menusEnglish
6·10 days agoMaybe they suck at making the food?
Was going to point out something similar. A good driver occasionally misses an exit. A bad driver never does.
OP, if you’re in the wrong lane and there are cars around you, you continue and find a way to get back on track in a thoughtout way. You don’t just cut into a lane where people can’t react to your action because they’re supposed to pay attention to everything BUT you. It creates a dangerous situation, in your case probably not life threatening, but you could mess up someone’s property to save 30 seconds.
MBech@feddit.dkto
politics @lemmy.world•Pete Hegseth is talking about a possible run for president in 2028, sources say
3·15 days agoIf I’ve learned anything these past 10 years, it’s never underestimate the idiocy of the average american voter.
Just because MAGA is smaller than previously, doesn’t mean the voters who don’t like MAGA anymore, don’t still prefer republicans.
MBech@feddit.dkto
politics @lemmy.world•Pete Hegseth is talking about a possible run for president in 2028, sources say
13·15 days agoI’ve never understood why people think that. Most of what comes out of his mouth makes absolutely no sense. If I was to act completely impartial, and forget everything I know about the monster, listening to him wouldn’t make me think “What a charismatic guy”. He sounds like he’s 2 brain cells away from having a stroke.
Now hold up. I like Ghost a lot, and play it regularly, but it’s just not metal. It’s great music, but not all great music is metal, just like nok all metal is great. It’s rock. There’s nothing wrong with it being rock. It doesn’t make you less of a man, or less hardcore to like rock.
MBech@feddit.dkto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Heroes of Might and Magic III hits 'Mostly Negative' Steam reviews because Ubisoft forgot to add the gameEnglish
2·16 days agoWhen do they start charging us per download?
MBech@feddit.dkto
Technology@lemmy.world•As demand for Meta AI glasses explodes, it’s harder to avoid creepy recordings | Ars looks at Zuckoff, the latest free app detecting Meta AI glasses amid privacy backlash.English
2·22 days agonice, spicy pillow in my eye socket.
MBech@feddit.dkto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump tells Michael Cohen he would win ‘by a lot’ if he ran for president today
3·23 days agoBut probably right. People are retarded.



Must’ve fucked up massively to not be protected by his department. Did he fuck the boss’ wife or something?