I pissed my name into a bunch of fences as a kid. Didn’t make them my fences.

It’s almost like Congress shouldn’t have given a bunch of low IQ fascists a blank fucking check.

I honestly can’t hear the word “idiot” or “moron” now without thinking about Trump.

The next Dem president should just appoint a Secretary of Unfuckery whose sole job is to write up EOs to undo everything Trump did and present them to the Dem pres for signing at the end of each day.

There’s going to be so much we can’t have the Dem pres focusing on that or it’ll take up all their time.

We got the right marksman, but the wrong target.

The guy gets mad at windmills. I don’t think there’s a lot of geographical trivia going on upstairs.

If it isn’t a child, I don’t think he focuses too much on it.

“My legacy as a pedo failure is cemented. The only thing I can do to change that historically is land expansion. I’m too stupid and inept to actually do that, so I’ll just change the names on maps in my own country.”

Natural selection.

The political party that labeled themselves domestic terrorists is calling everyone else terrorists.

Cool.

Reminder that ICE agents are traitors to the United States of America that execute American citizens in the street 1,500 miles from the border.

I have rapist, felon, pedophile, and traitor still left on my Bingo card.

And they’re all in the same square.

Yeah, I don’t get this new trend of doorless showers. One of the many modern interior designs I think are bad/ugly. What’s the deal with modern minimalism? Shit is ugly.

Also, this kind of design is gonna make for cold ass showers in the winter unless you pump your heat all day and night.

Eh. Still 8 billion people and counting consuming and generating unnatural waste.

We will always be chipping away at our environment unless we turn back into animals and the only waste we produce is organic.

No dumb dumb, it’s capitalism.

Is capitalism the only reason we produce waste? If capitalism ended tomorrow, so would all our consumption and production of unnatural material?

Use common sense, my bro. The only way we aren’t damaging the ecosystem is if we turn back into animals and the only waste we produce is feces. This isn’t rocket science.

RIP to the absolute fucking GOAT. Didn’t matter if the movie sucked. He was good every. single. time.

This pedo apologist is out of his league.

So the Supremely Corrupt Six are wasting federal and states’ and the court system’s money and time just to go out of their way to give the Trump admin small favours.

So…traitors aiding and abetting traitors.

They’re worse than garbage. They are traitors to our nation.

Time to buy guns.

I was on Thanos’ side the entire time.

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but we’re going to rape the shit out of this planet until it’s a lifeless husk. It is in our nature. And it’s not like we have to rape the whole thing. Just the surface.

Even if we got really good at recycling, we’ll always produce waste and use resources that can’t be reproduced in a reasonable timeframe. 8 billion of us and counting. Raping.