Holy heckin’ Lordy. I have tied one on tonight. It’s been a long time since and not something I frequently do on the regular. But as I read this, a thought occurred. My Sister-in-law has a mouth breathing, window licking little weirdo that could easily distract robot doggos with a drone(s). Pretty sure the little fella could figure out to fly as many drones as needed simultaneously to get ‘er done. Checkmate!

I heard Iberia said they’d watch him for a long weekend.

The boy ain’t even fit for T-ball.

Put them both in the next Waaaahmbulance heading east.

Woke capitalism.

The bar was lowered to the ground. He brought a shovel.

A useful idiot says what?

& none of “em wanna see her nekkid.

You are much too kind.

Gonna get him a cabinet position if he gets caught again.

That’ll be the day. When that lot quit tryna’ do the wee ones. Nope, still no drag queens anywhere near the offense. In other news, water is wet & republicans are pedos. It’s almost Memorial Day Weekend in The USA. Are you ready for all the shopping deals & maybe firing up the grill to kick off the summer season? Well just remember one more thing you good people. May we not forget to ask the important question. How about those doggone Epstein Files? Aaaaaaand what side dish are you bringing to the potluck?

Ok, srsly for a moment only. May we may honor those that in good faith have served our country to honor and protect the values that once this revisionist history loving country stood for, a constant work in progress this 250 year old nation is. It ain’t perfect, has its ups and downs. Hopefully the ratio of people that give a F—k about s—t will increase. Ain’t holding my breath or anything. I may be naive, but at least I have some hope. When that’s gone, it’s over.

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Maybe wherever those that are defying lockdown orders are gathered? Just a thought.

Bruh got’s to work off all the F ups he done did. He ain’t getting paid. Mf’er just tryna stay alive rn.

If one gets Penis Hantavirus. Well, they are gonna have a really bad time.

Gonna be replaced by “All I ever needed to know, I learnt up in that thar holler”.

I think trump wants him to resign b/c he actually paid for the services.

The saddest thing, and excuse me if I’m sounding blunt or flippant. But as I shake my head, what low levels of ok’ness so many American people have been conditioned & duped into believing that “as long as I’m not bothered” then it’s all good mentality. Given the current & recent optics, gas prices are getting some a little worked up about stuff. But sadly I digress.

One has to make the case for gay sex. It literally causes ZERO unwanted pregnancies. So as a Cis male perhaps I should do another gentleman in the name of Jesus Christ? And incredibly enough, no abortions either. Hopefully everyone walks away all the happier.

Yes. Buuut what type of capitalism are we talkin’ bout?